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Apr 14

Fries Supreme

whatsdifferentincanada:

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Somebody at Taco Bell Canada (probably stoned) must have remarked: “Canadians love fries with lots of stuff on top!” That is the only explanation for this only-in-Canada Taco Bell menu item, a bastardization of the least-Mexican Mexican food and an obvious stab at making “poutine,” fake-Mexican style. If you’re wondering when Canada will get the Taco Bell breakfast menu, the CEO has officially declared, “When you take Justin Bieber back.” 

You don’t have Fries Supreme in the US?!


Apr 1

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

(via littlemousling)


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Nov 17

spooky-macedonian:

thetricksterslittlehelper:

wildunicornherd:

atopfourthwall:

mad-scientist-hououin:

smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.

See? Canada has a zombie plan and so should you!

i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people

I love how everyone else in the back are just cracking up!

How is Canada a real place?

(via barefootlibrarian)


Nov 11
fatman2fitman:

In Flanders fields the poppies blowBetween the crosses, row on row,That mark our place; and in the skyThe larks, still bravely singing, flyScarce heard amid the guns below.We are the Dead. Short days agoWe lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,Loved and were loved, and now we lie,In Flanders fields.Take up our quarrel with the foe:To you from failing hands we throwThe torch; be yours to hold it high.If ye break faith with us who dieWe shall not sleep, though poppies growIn Flanders fields. 
-Lt.-Col. John McCrae, 1915

fatman2fitman:

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields. 

-Lt.-Col. John McCrae, 1915

(via barefootlibrarian)


Nov 5

barefootlibrarian:

phoenixtorn:

raggedyangry:

cass-attack:

cassieisclose:

comedycentral:

Congratulations, Canada! One of your politicians has finally embarrassed himself as much American politicians do every day!

Click here to watch The Daily Show's take on Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's crack scandal.

nooooooooo fuck, god dammit Ontario is just pumping out people who’re giving us a bad name. BIEBER WAS BAD ENOUGH.

Honestly though, Cassie. This isn’t the biggest fuck up he’s made yet, it’s just made the biggest headlines.

  • Completely said fuck it when he was supposed to sit beside Prince Charles at some event, and didn’t even show
  • Voted against AIDS funding
  • Refused, for three straight years, to go to Toronto Pride Parade, making him the first mayor of Toronto not to show his face
  • Flipped off a mother and 6 yr old that gave him shit for texting and driving
  • His wife filed a domestic abuse report against him
  • Was caught in Miami in 1999 with a lot of weed on him, charged with a DUI, charged with failure to comply to a breathilizer test. Also tried to pay the cops off so he wouldn’t get charged for the weed.
  • He’s said he doesn’t care if cyclists get killed in his city, because “it’s their own fault at the end of the day”
  • Has said racist remarks about Asians. When in fact Toronto has one of the largest Chinese populations in North America

that’s just some it.

It’s so embarrassing.

He just won’t go away…

I should show this list to the person on my FB who was defending him today


Nov 1
thebatzim:

theothercanadianguy:

Our coat of arms

All of us Canadians are actually given this tattoo at birth.

thebatzim:

theothercanadianguy:

Our coat of arms

All of us Canadians are actually given this tattoo at birth.

(via barefootlibrarian)


Sep 15

Sep 14
walkers-and-biters:

tiggywinks:

myporcelainhearthassmashed:

dayglohomo:

unwrappedcherrie:

OK Canadians, what’s up?

‘WE DON’T SEE (THIS) OFTEN.’
OFTEN?!
OFTEN?!
A FLYING BEAR KILL TWO PEOPLE IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE SEEN IT?!
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What the hell do you guys DO in Canada?!

What happens here stays here

Bearnado

BEARNADO.

walkers-and-biters:

tiggywinks:

myporcelainhearthassmashed:

dayglohomo:

unwrappedcherrie:

OK Canadians, what’s up?

‘WE DON’T SEE (THIS) OFTEN.’

OFTEN?!

OFTEN?!

A FLYING BEAR KILL TWO PEOPLE IN A FREAK ACCIDENT AND THIS ISN’T THE FIRST TIME YOU’VE SEEN IT?!

a;djkf;aslkfj

What the hell do you guys DO in Canada?!

What happens here stays here

Bearnado

BEARNADO.

(via waxjism)


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