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Oct 5

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic:

freshest-tittymilk:

blustersquall:

last-snowfall:

weareallmedie:

firedanceryote:

reptila-tequila:

qeilla:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

I was dog sitting a dog once who insisted she had to go out in the middle of the night it was an emergency, so I took her out. Suddenly she starts pointing and barking and I look up and can just make out the outline of a HUGE moose. I’ve been accidentally face to face with a black bear and that scared me less than being up close with a moose. I’m 5 foot so imagine staring up at an animal several feet taller than you that is debating charging the dog who’s leash you are holding. I was terrified as I grabbed the dog by her collar to get better control over her and backed up slowly til I was out of line of sight and bolted for the house at a dead run. Did you know most Canadian lake monster stories come from people seeing moose swimming? They are massive animals.

They are massive and they charge. I get so scared when tourists are all “oh yeah, we got out of the car to get a closer look and, ya’ll have some mighty impressive animals around here.”

Yes, yes we do, and they have mighty tired guardian angels because moose can, and do, charge at people.

I’ve always said that moose hunting season is the one time of the year we’re allowed to fight back.

Someone my mom worked with died hitting a moose on the highway. Their eyes don’t reflect light. In the dark they are literally nothing but a big slightly darker shape in the night.

Roughly every year in the town I grew up in, a cow (moose) and her calf will wander through downtown. Maybe once or twice. If she’s aggressive enough, the local Mounties will escort her through to keep idiots away.

… CANADA. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

We’re fine… We keep them around as natural weapons

Their eyes don’t reflect light?! They’re soulless jesus christ

(via barefootlibrarian)


Jul 23

pardonmewhileipanic:

Canada, we seem nice, but we’re hella into anal

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Jul 1

themrcreepypasta:

Happy Canada Day

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Apr 14

Fries Supreme

whatsdifferentincanada:

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Somebody at Taco Bell Canada (probably stoned) must have remarked: “Canadians love fries with lots of stuff on top!” That is the only explanation for this only-in-Canada Taco Bell menu item, a bastardization of the least-Mexican Mexican food and an obvious stab at making “poutine,” fake-Mexican style. If you’re wondering when Canada will get the Taco Bell breakfast menu, the CEO has officially declared, “When you take Justin Bieber back.” 

You don’t have Fries Supreme in the US?!


Apr 1

stabdaddroog:

gimel-vav-chet-shin:

#Canadian winter

THIS IS HOW YOU ADVERTISE HOLY SHIT

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Nov 17

spooky-macedonian:

thetricksterslittlehelper:

wildunicornherd:

atopfourthwall:

mad-scientist-hououin:

smartaleckette:

February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)

Canada, the only nation discussing the most important issues of our day.

See? Canada has a zombie plan and so should you!

i want to emphasize that this is not from a comedy movie, it literally happened, like in real life, in parliament, between real people

I love how everyone else in the back are just cracking up!

How is Canada a real place?

(via barefootlibrarian)


Nov 11
fatman2fitman:

In Flanders fields the poppies blowBetween the crosses, row on row,That mark our place; and in the skyThe larks, still bravely singing, flyScarce heard amid the guns below.We are the Dead. Short days agoWe lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,Loved and were loved, and now we lie,In Flanders fields.Take up our quarrel with the foe:To you from failing hands we throwThe torch; be yours to hold it high.If ye break faith with us who dieWe shall not sleep, though poppies growIn Flanders fields. 
-Lt.-Col. John McCrae, 1915

fatman2fitman:

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie,
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields. 

-Lt.-Col. John McCrae, 1915

(via barefootlibrarian)


Nov 5

barefootlibrarian:

phoenixtorn:

raggedyangry:

cass-attack:

cassieisclose:

comedycentral:

Congratulations, Canada! One of your politicians has finally embarrassed himself as much American politicians do every day!

Click here to watch The Daily Show's take on Toronto Mayor Rob Ford's crack scandal.

nooooooooo fuck, god dammit Ontario is just pumping out people who’re giving us a bad name. BIEBER WAS BAD ENOUGH.

Honestly though, Cassie. This isn’t the biggest fuck up he’s made yet, it’s just made the biggest headlines.

  • Completely said fuck it when he was supposed to sit beside Prince Charles at some event, and didn’t even show
  • Voted against AIDS funding
  • Refused, for three straight years, to go to Toronto Pride Parade, making him the first mayor of Toronto not to show his face
  • Flipped off a mother and 6 yr old that gave him shit for texting and driving
  • His wife filed a domestic abuse report against him
  • Was caught in Miami in 1999 with a lot of weed on him, charged with a DUI, charged with failure to comply to a breathilizer test. Also tried to pay the cops off so he wouldn’t get charged for the weed.
  • He’s said he doesn’t care if cyclists get killed in his city, because “it’s their own fault at the end of the day”
  • Has said racist remarks about Asians. When in fact Toronto has one of the largest Chinese populations in North America

that’s just some it.

It’s so embarrassing.

He just won’t go away…

I should show this list to the person on my FB who was defending him today


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